Are you Grover?

I love this intro from new t-shirt/basics line from GROVER.

grover likes football, HBO, and scotch.
grover doesnt wear bright colors, ankle socks or, shirts with buttons
and doesnt have to wait in lines.
grover is a couple pounds overweight, but he’s working on it.
grover knows the best new bands and he knows better than to talk about them.
grover secretly likes to draw.
grover likes animals, especially bull terriers.
grover doesn’t go on dates.
grover would rather text than talk.
grover knows what the double rainbows mean.
grover has not decided whether he likes OC girls or Valley girls more.
grover likes LA but likes other places too.

These T-shirts are spun from gold and the dreams of beautiful women