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ON THE THIRD DAY OF CHRISTMAS

Jenny says:

A beautiful wallet is more than a sign of good taste, it says something about the way you live your life. Do you have a million receipts stuffed into your wallet? You probably have a messy bedroom. Is your wallet ripped on the corners? Your car probably needs a tune-up. Does your wallet have some sort of Velcro on it? You probably need to move out of your mom’s garage.  Is your wallet made of pony hair printed with zebra stripes? Then you are probably amazing. Give “amazing” as a gift, it’s always a sure thing.

Deadly Ponies Mr. Zebra Mini Wallet ($210)