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Too Cool For School

Here’s one thing he won’t learn in school: good accessories mean everything. The clean, minimal practicality of Haerfest’s Taupe/Bone Combo Messenger offers the smart modernity of a briefcase with a two-way strap that lets him carry it on his shoulder when he’s running between classes. Of course, being presentable is part of giving good presentations, so Gitman Bros. Vintage’s Burgundy/White Yarn-Dyed Tartan Tie will help him give good face and get good grades. And when he’s all done, he can reach in to his bag, grab his Billykirk Brown Brass Snap Key Ring and call it a day. It’s a no-brainer.