You need a tan, these will help.

Afterall, getting a tan through your 19oz denim has not proven successful. What you need is to throw on some Hyden Yoo Derby shorts. They’re slim but not tight, short but not too short. You can cuff them to ride over the knee, or leave them long to hide your nubs. Try the red or the khaki, or perhaps both since they’re on sale for $60. Ch-ching!